I get some perverse joy out of watching those ultimate fighting in a cage contests on TV.
But they have nothing on Council Follies, the new reality series that debuted on public access cable last night.
If this is a preview of the election season bodies, if not blood, will be dropping all over the place.
If you missed it, you have to watch the reruns.
Here are highlights:
1.) Ed Paisley gets pasted by a vigilante mob of city retirees for trying to ax one of their own from the pension board. Can you believe ex-police chief knavel came out for this one. I thought he was going to make a citizens arrest. If that didn't deep-six Ed's re-election chances, I shudder to think what it will take. The terrible thing is looks like he just stepped in this one. I don't really think he had evil motives.
2.) Sometime commenter here David Smith just about blows a gasket because he's still irked at Compora. Poor Mayor Al had to rein him in. Did anyone but me think just for a moment that Dave was getting ready to pull a gun? Dave, really, give it a rest!
3.) Compora expresses concern about people using the council meeting as a political forum as she invokes the benevolence of Iacoangeli in giving pensioners a seat on the pension board. Then she nails Mayor Al for taking a lame duck pension trip to New York. Hey, who's being political anyway?
4.) Bill Burkett, running for mayor, borrows an idea from Dave Smith and decides his platform will be to sell the ice arena. Geez, if he had pushed for that when he was re-elected, he would have saved the city close to a mil by my estimates. What, is Smith his campaign manager.
I could go on an on.
Who said democracy was the messiest form of government?