There oughta be a law

Cell phones are a great invention. I have one myself.
I don't think they oughta pass a law that says you can get a ticket for using a cell phone in a car.
Anything can distract people from driving, not just cell phones. I've never heard about any fatal car accidents where someone killed themselves using a cell phone. Sure, pedestrians have been hit or run over by drivers using cell phones, but I've never heard of someone just running off the road.
What bugs me more about cell phones is the lack of common courtesy on the part of cell phone users. In church, at plays in meetings, some idiot always has a ringer or tone on. Doesn't it dawn on them that the things never existed at some point and they managed to be out of phone contact for a whole church service and still survived. They oughta fine people who create a public disturbance because they don't know how to put a cell phone on vibrate.
They also oughta fine people for talking loudly on their cell phones. It's usually totally unnecessary.
I was in a drug store the other day and some woman is walking through the aisles talking loudly on her cell phone, describing all the physical symptoms she has. Talk about TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
She should be fined AND sent to a leper colony.
Also, have you noticed how people using a cell phone can't seem to stop moving about. Next time you see someone in public standing up using a cell phone, watch how much they walk and pace and change positions. It's like they have to have body movement to get their message across.
They should be fined too!
I guess the whole point will be moot once they conclusively determine that cell phones really do cause brain cancer.
On second thought, maybe that's what the problem is with irritating cell phone users.