WMDs found in Monroe?

NEWS FLASH! Reports of a prankster stinking up Monroe City Councilwoman Compora's car apparently were unfounded, according to Monroe police. The cops now say that a dead skunk was found in the city the night that Compora reported to police that someone put skunk oil in her car's vents while she was at a city council meeting. This was after a city police officer investigated and reached a conclusion that the smell was the result of some malicious work and not a real dead skunk (no skunk fur, blood or signs of a carcass on her car). But then when his report went to higher ups, it got destinktified. Other people (wonder who would report encounters with a road skunk to police?) said they had encountered a dead skunk the same night. Maybe the discovery of a carcass could be considered a Weapon of Mass De-Stink-tion. If only the Bush Administration had followed this tactic. Plant a WMD to discredit doubters. Plant a dead skunk -- or say there was one -- to discredit dissidents.