Something smells at city hall

Did you hear about the juvenile prank someone played on Linda Compora, the city councilwoman. Apparently, she raises such a stink about the way some of her council colleagues govern that someone put skunk oil in the vents of her car while it was parked in the city hall parking lot. Rumors are though that a jail camera caught the culprit on film and you can clearly identify him by the broad YELLOW stripe down his back. Ahh, political intimidation and dirty tricks. How truly American. How small-town Monroe. Maybe this story will make the rounds in Michigan and make us all proud to live here.