Another wild rumor ... who comes up with this stuff?

Sometimes I think the gossip and rumor mill in the Monroe area is fueled solely by alcohol.
Here's one I heard being whispered around certain municipal corridors and it sounds like it is being circulated by someone who chugged a bottle of Mad Dog: Linda Compora is considering running for mayor!
This is according to a strange scenario involving political skullduggery that really isn't worth repeating.
Either this is the figment of some sadomachochist at city hall or Madame Iko herself is floating this one out just for fits and giggles as part of her fairly transparent effort to make city council meetings a living hell for Mayor Al and his compadres.
Let's drive a spike through the heart of this one: I'm pretty sure it's not true.
In fact, if it is true, I will personally propose marriage to her during the public comment period at a city council meeting. How's that for going out on a limb?